Darko? What the hell kind of name is that?

When I’m not licking myself, I like to play around with Photo Booth. 

Say it again. I dare you. 

What the fuck do you want?

Where the hell is my iced tea? 

What the fuck are you doing on my sand?

Bitch, I’m pissed. Put me down!

Excuse my beauty.

Who’s talkin’ shit?

I’m the cutest mother fucker you’ve ever seen. Now give me a treat. 

Don’t look at me.